About Us

We’re Mad Cow Tallow — and yes, we’re mad.
Mad at the cosmetics industry for selling “skincare” that’s really just a cocktail of toxins, fillers, and chemicals nobody asked for. We believe your skin deserves the highest quality ingredients with purpose — real nourishment, not lab sludge.
That’s why we do things differently. Every jar is made with:
* Low-temp rendered, 100% grass-fed & finished regenerative suet tallow from American farms 🐂
* UMF 16+ Manuka honey from nature’s hardest-working bees 🍯
* Organic oils and essential botanicals carefully chosen to actually do something for your skin 🌿
We whip every batch in small runs, to keep quality sky-high and BS at zero. No shortcuts. No junk. We’re not here to play nice with the beauty aisle. We’re here to flip it upside down with unapologetically natural, rebellious skincare.
Which is why we say: you’d be crazy not to try us

We’re Mad Cow Tallow, and yes, we’re mad

Mad at the cosmetics industry for selling “skincare” that’s really just a cocktail of toxins, fillers, and chemicals nobody asked for.
Your skin deserves better — real nourishment, not lab sludge.

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Whipped Tallow & Manuka Honey Balm

Every jar is made with:

🥩 100% Grass-Fed & Finished Regenerative Suet Tallow — vitamin-rich and deeply moisturizing.
🍯 UMF 16+ Manuka Honey — antibacterial, healing, and glow-giving.
🌿 Organic Oils & Botanicals — chosen for actual results, not marketing fluff.

Each batch is whipped by hand in small runs — no shortcuts, no junk, no nonsense.

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Mad Cow Tallow

Whipped Tallow & Manuka Honey Balm

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🐮✨ Mad Cow Magic: What’s in the Jar?

🥩 100% Grass-Fed & Finished Beef Suet Tallow
Grandma’s secret? Nope, it’s cow magic. Loaded with skin-loving vitamins (A, D, E & K), this golden fat melts right in, hydrating like butter on hot toast. Leaves your skin plump, happy, and moo-velously soft.
🍯 UMF 16+ Manuka Honey
This is honey with a PhD. It fights off the bad guys (bacteria), soothes cranky skin, and keeps you dewy like you’ve been misted by angels. Sticky in the jar, silky on your face.
🌱 Cold-Pressed Castor Oil
Castor = caster of spells. Ultra-hydrating, anti-inflammatory, and collagen-boosting. Basically a potion that helps your skin look like it’s had a full 8 hours of sleep (even if you didn’t).
🌹 Rosehip Oil (Organic)
The fairy godmother of oils. Fades scars, brightens dull spots, and sprinkles in vitamin C sparkle. Bibbidi-bobbidi-bright skin.
💊 Vitamin E
The bodyguard of your skin cells. Antioxidant-rich, redness-calming, and healing-boosting. Think of it as sunscreen’s bestie that sticks around even when the sun goes down. Bonus points for its natural preservative qualities.

🌸 The Essential Oil Party (a real nose-tingling crew)
* 🍊 Orange Oil (Organic): Zesty, zingy, wakes your skin up like coffee for your face.
* 🌳 Sandalwood: Smooth operator—hydrating, calming, and classy as heck.
* 💜 Lavender: The chill auntie who tells you to relax and hands you herbal tea.
* 🌿 Peppermint: Cooling, tingly, and straight-up refreshing. Ahhh.
* 🌬 Eucalyptus: Clears your skin’s “sinuses” so it can breathe easy.
* 🌼 Arnica Oil: Bruise bouncer. Swelling reducer. A puffy-face’s worst nightmare.
* 👑 Frankincense: Regal, ancient, and wrinkle-fighting. Brings the glow of Cleopatra.
* 🔥 Cinnamon Leaf: Warms things up, gets blood moving, and adds spice to your life (and face).
* 🌱 Tea Tree: The zit zapper. The bacteria banisher. The teenage dream.
* 🧄 Clove Leaf: Antioxidant powerhouse with a spicy kick.
* 🌿 Rosemary Leaf Extract (Organic):* Age-defying herb that says “no thanks” to free radicals.

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Frequently Asked Question

Can I use it on my face?

YES! All of our ingredients are great for your skin and won't clog pores. Get ready for that rich tallow glow!

🥩 Will I smell like a steak?

Nope — unless you’re rubbing it on at the BBQ. It’s subtle, honey-sweet, and earthy. Nobody’s going to chase you around with a fork.

🍯 Is it edible?

Technically yes, but please don’t spread it on toast. It’s skin food, not snack food — though your skin will eat it right up.

✨ Is this stuff magic?

No spells, just biology and badass ingredients that actually work. Mother Nature > Big Beauty.

🧴 What’s the texture like?

Like whipped butter met a cloud. Smooth, creamy, and melts on contact. Your skin’s new addiction.

🧠 How much should I use?

Start small — a little goes a long way. This isn’t lotion; it’s concentrated nourishment. Pea-sized amount, boom, you’re glowing.

🐮 Why beef tallow and not plant oils?

Because your skin’s made of lipids similar to animal fats — not coconuts. Tallow actually feeds and repairs the skin barrier instead of just sitting on top pretending to help.

🧨 Can I use it if I have sensitive skin?

Absolutely. No fake fragrances, no chemicals, no burning sensations pretending to be “active ingredients.” Just calm, clean hydration.

⚡ Does it really make a difference?

You’ll notice after one use. Keep at it for a week, and you’ll wonder why you ever trusted those “clean” lotions full of 47 unpronounceable ingredients.

🐄 Anything else I should know?

Yeah — we’re not here to fit in. We’re here to flip skincare on its head and bring honesty back to the jar.
Join the rebellion. Your skin will thank you.

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